| me: | They're my friends |
| person: | but they're fictional |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | I'm sorry do you have a point because I don't see one |
| Me: | Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter? |
| Little girl: | *hides behind her mom* |
| Mom: | Go ahead, you can tell her. |
| Little girl: | Yeeaaaaaah... |
| Me: | That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione? |
| Little girl: | *shakes head* |
| Me: | Ron? Harry? |
| Little girl: | I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT. |
| Me: | Uh. |
| Little Girl: | HE REPRESENTS CHAOS. |
| Me: | That's...fun too. |